”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
i hate how people just expect that you’re going to finish school and get an office job and meet someone and settle down and have children and a dog and drive a mazda because i don’t want any of those things especially a mazda
luanlegacy: ryannxp: feathers-theangel: musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum a bit asswounded a tad bumbummed if you ask me analinjury alert
kirbyrightbackatya: do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.– Augusten Burroughs (via piiss)
guilty-daydreamer: bluntasaurus-sex: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: my life is a lie. “I used to be an...
parkwaydriive: reasons to date me 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: please
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
sweetguts: almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
slydig: lovemenowtill4ever: slydig: who would name their kid zoey 101 Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name why would her room number be zoey
poopflow: roughrimjob: meladoodle: she got a pussy like the grand canyon dry and sandy possibly filled with dead bodies
mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography.